I have decided in a past life I was an airport. And I repeatedly anally raped all my customers.

Here is my continious karmatic life beatdown:

I arrive at the airport to go to Ohio and when I get here (45 mins before my flight). It says my flight is cancelled and they put me on one 4 hrs later. THEN I get a phone call telling me my flights canceled.

I’ve decided that every time something goes wrong with my flights I’m calling to complain. No matter how small.

Let’s see how many vouchers I can collect.

I’m at $ 250.00 so far.

Go me!! I WiN!