I take it back. Australians DO like Americans. Or maybe just the Australians I met in Sydney. Those guys are sweet.

However below is some proof that Australians think we’re fat..

I am leaving tomorrow and plan to do some serious time travel experiments on my way home. I leave Sydney at 9am on Wednesday and then arrive in LA at 7am on that same Wednesday morning.

Any suggestions on how I might disrupt the time continuum? I plan on maybe standing on my hands at 8am in Australia and then on my feet again at 8am in LA.

Ill text myself the word carrot and then the word torrac again. We’ll see what happens.

If the world implodes, I am sorry, I was just being curious.

I will be writing a full “words” update as well, as one or two posts of photos.

Someone in this internet cafe stinks like patchouli oil. Glad to know that hippies are everywhere and not just in America.

PS I will be sporting a new look when I get home. Watch out!!