a. Pitchfork reviews the new Simon and Garfunkel cd from 1969 HERE.

b. May 9th, OPEN CALL for David Cross’ new Pilot for HBO HERE.

c. Stephen Malkmus talks to FOX NEWS HERE. HUH?

d. Stereogum does the BJORK cover record with new artists HERE.

e. After that? Then you do THIS to me?? Seriously Stereogum, don’t fucking make light of my love of Paul Simon.

f. Please. Someone buy me this Bronzed Boba Fett pezz dispenser HERE.

g. I’VE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE.