Thepunkguy

Sat 22 Sep 2007

One Response to “All”

1. Gonz Says:
   September 24th, 2007 at 3:25 pm

   this is the first thing i thought of when i saw this post

   o worshippers of the mighty all
   i had a dream
   the bass master general came to me
   we had a little snack at the donut shop

   he said
   “drink of my bonus cup, it is my blood”
   “eat of this crapper, it is my body”
   and his spirit entered me and i became all-ular
   the bass master said “you are the chosen one”

   “these are the all-o-gistics”
   [chanting begins]

   thou shalt not commit laundry
   thou shalt covet thy neighbor’s food (all)
   thou shalt not create ties with the scathed (no all)
   thou shalt always go for greatness
   thou shalt not commit adulthood (all)
   thou shalt not partake of decaf (all!)
   thou shalt not suppress flatulence
   thou shalt not commit hygiene (all!)
   thou shalt not have no idea (all)
   thou shalt commit thyself to an institution (no all)
   thou shalt not take the van’s name in vain
   thou shalt not allow anything to deter you in your quest for all (all!)

   tell me good people who is the sole achiever
   who has ground his teeth and gums
   so we may live in the beauty of all
   (bass master general)

   you may achieve all
   and not wallow unknown for eternity,
   all you have to do is do it! all!
   (we shall achieve all)

   study them, believe in them,
   you must believe, do you believe in it?!
   believe and you shall achieve
   (we shall achieve all)

   he who bears the most gas,
   let him also bear forth his ass,
   and cast forth the first frap
   (all!)

   you may achieve bass by chanting the small psalm of all (all!)
   chant with me
   qwah qwaaaah qwaoh qwah
   chant!
   qwah qwaaaah qwaoh qwah
   pretty good, pretty good
   qwah qwaaaah qwaoh qwah [x2]

   oh no! here we go again!
   the mighty spirit has taken over!
   do you feel it, do you feel it?!
   (bass master general)

   he does everything for us [best guess for this phrase]
   for when he brought it among us
   the bass master issued[?] forth an all-timatum:
   (we shall achieve all)

   if you believe, if you believe
   you shall achieve all, all, allll!!!
   (we shall achieve all!)

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