Wed 29 Aug 2007
You know what, I am tired of? (you know what really grinds my gears?) Crazy old women / men leaving fortunes to their fuckin’ pets. (read; Leona Helmsley).
Could you do something more heartless than fucking leave money to an animal? I mean really? Not too mention all the poor people in this country, there are literally entire villages, towns and cities all over this world, that could really use that money. WTF?
I mean I have trouble paying my rent and I have a friggin’ job and here comes this lady who leaves 12 million dollars to her fucking chow chow. To quote David Cross, ‘the terrorists hate our freedom.’ You know what? I hate our freedom. Little ol’ me, an American! I hate it! That’s all we’ve done with it? We’re fucking assholes, man. We…are…awful.”
Could you give a bigger “middle finger” to the poor people in this country by leaving 12 million fucking dollars to a fucking dog?
I mean how can poverty stricken countries not hate us? I mean, while people are struggling to feed their families, we are fucking giving away our gold coins to our fuckin parakeets, without being called out on it.
Also, Helmsley, that crazy flying twat, doesn’t leave a dime to her two grandchildren. I mean I don’t know her situation but can you imagine being in that family? No one with priorities so fucked up, deserve to have that much money. I mean I don’t particularly like most of my family but that doesn’t mean I would give them NONE of my millions why letting my dog eat golden snausages ™ for the rest of its short life.
UGH! OK I have calmed down. Now tell me how I can knock off that lil dog and gain some of it’s cash. please.
August 29th, 2007 at 8:03 pm
i dont how you can knock that dog off but if you come up with a way let me know ill join in. i dont need 12 million…id be pumped with 12$
August 29th, 2007 at 8:32 pm
here here!
August 29th, 2007 at 11:14 pm
“And all my goes money to Miss Cinderella, so she can live in luxury like the princess she is.
Also, f*ck the homeless.”
August 30th, 2007 at 1:27 am
I don’t see how a dog can legally posses money seeing as they have no way to spend it. I can’t believe there’s no loophole that someone can find to see that the money goes somewhere else.
September 8th, 2007 at 4:53 pm
it does go somewhere else, sort of. it becomes what’s called an elective trust, which means the executor of the estate can use it for the dog if he wants, but can also choose to put the money into the general pot of the estate to be distributed.
maybe a different story in NY, but I know that’s how it is where I live.