trapped

Monday, August 13, IFC.com started steaming ten new chapters to R. Kelly’s Trapped in the Closet music video/soap opera. (Independent Film Channel and R. Kelly?!?!)

If you have never seen Trapped in the Closet, go to IFC’s website HERE immediately and click on “CHAPTER 10.” After you watch Chapter 10, go back and watch them all, I dare you.

Yesterday, Chapter 13 premiered and again it has the same repetitive music as the previous 12 Chapters (no surprise) and once again the words have changed, even more for the weird. This one is about some strange meeting, I have no ideal what is going on, but I do know R. Kelly might hold the record for how many times “Shit” is said in a music video. I will sit thru the next 10 Chapters and tell you where to skip to so you can save yourself time and just see the best part.

So the highlight of Chapter 13 is at 2:36. Here, the nosy neighbors husband tells her he hopes a bird poops on her, and then she says if that happens she will wipe it all over him……hmm…..didn’t R. Kelly get busted for his love of pooping on underage girls?

Come back tomorrow for Chapter 14’s greatest moment…..