I haven’t been putting this off. At least, that is what I keep telling myself. I went to Sweden for 10 days, 3 of those days, my friend Mark was there and 6 of those days, Chris Milk was there. While we were there, Milk received only one call from Kanye West. That’s it.!

This post will mostly be about my trip, music and at least, two mentions of hot dog related things.

Below is a picture, Chris took of me and my friend Anna at like 5am while he got ready to pack to go home. This is what I call a cool photo of me looking like hell…

Me and anna (I’m the tattooed drunk one.)

Like usual, a quick list of some things about Stockholm, (also check out HERE, if you missed the first post from STOCKHOLM):

A. it’s a long flight. you fly over Iceland. Iceland. You can see lil Bjorks running around below you, screaming in Icelandic wearing Swan dresses. it’s a long flight.

B. the H and M’s in Stockholm kick ass. they have shit they’d never have in the US ones.

C. You can buy real Viking killing masks in Stockholm and if you are born with real Viking genes, the mask will fit you and only you, like pulling Excalibur out of the stone. (see below.)

chriviking

D. There is no reason to prove that you can drink by saying, “Yeah, I can drink anything. Bring on the snakebite, it can’t be that bad.” Wait, it’s vodka and what? Pepper sauce? (see below)

icky

E. If I was in Black Sabbath circa 1972, which I often believe I am, I would have suggested this be our next LP cover, (think of all the groupies you can sacrifice to the Metal gods on this hill!):

BS

F. I was in Stockholm for ten days. I’d say out of those ten days, I had 2 meals that were considered Swedish. Below is an upclose picture of one of those meals. This particular appetizer, includes, eel, an egg, cavier, toast and onions. It was, surprisingly good.

mmm

G. If you take one thing away from you from this POST, please whatever you do, don’t buy this late night treat, ever!

tunde

H. Stockholm is in short supply of great rock n’ roll bars that are open late, if anyone would like to invest in one with me, please contact me. We would make a fortune.

I. The Swedish love hot dogs. Ok maybe they don’t but they love when Americans get drunk and scream ONE KORV!

J. Sweden has a lot of lovely people and places. Below are a few of those people and places.

castle anna per

mattanna hotel dasnk fharl

flowers staf building

K. a few Swedish Songs? Why not.

Konie - Are you OK?

Isolation Years - Landslide

Last Days of April - Whos on the Phone

Jose Gonzalez - Crosses (live)

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